my favorite boots fit that didn’t before and my favorite shorts don’t fit anymore

it’s only 8am but today sucks i’m already calling it

sittin by the window and silently judging everyone at cumby’s

sittin by the window and silently judging everyone at cumby’s

mamakarkat:

WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

Fucking white people

every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

even white people say this

(via draggedqueens)